Frasier (TV Series)

A Day in May (2001)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• Dr. Niles Crane : I'd hardly call this a dog park. It's more like a dog... orgy. Whose beagles are those?

  Daphne Moon : Don't stare, it only encourages them.

• Daphne Moon : Uh, Niles, this is Jim Grady and Tank. This is Niles, my boyfriend.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [shaking hands]  Pleasure.

  Jim : Boyfriend? Ah, I should have known. It seems like every time I'm single you're in a relationship, and every time you're single I'm in a relationship.

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, that's true.

  Jim : I guess we just don't have...

  Daphne Moon : Timing!

  Jim : -good...

  [Daphne laughs] 

  Jim : And I'm a drummer!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Which, uh, makes it even more ironic!

• Dr. Niles Crane : Hey Roz, hello Alice. What brings you here?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, Frasier loaned me his car, I backed mine into a telephone pole.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You said you were getting a tune-up!

  Roz Doyle : [leaving hastily]  It needs one, trust me!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [on phone]  Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card! Yes, of course it's a platinum one!

  [takes it out and looks] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June.

  [hangs up] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : [needling]  You're not in the Diamond Alliance?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't do that!