Frasier (TV Series)

A Day in May (2001)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Hey Roz, hello Alice. What brings you here?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, Frasier loaned me his car, I backed mine into a telephone pole.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You said you were getting a tune-up!

  Roz Doyle : [leaving hastily]  It needs one, trust me!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Good lord, that man is obviously in pain, the least you could be is a little sympathetic!

  Lana Gardner : I have been sympathetic for fifteen months! I had him over for Thanksgiving! He got drunk the first half-hour and cried himself to sleep in my coat closet! And I consider that one of our good days!

• [Frasier and Lana are building a popsicle stick house] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, there was a time back in high school, when I would have paid a thousand dollars to watch you eat a popsicle.

  [She just looks at him with the popsicle in her mouth... and bites off the end, making him flinch] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It was a long time ago.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [on phone]  Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card! Yes, of course it's a platinum one!

  [takes it out and looks] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June.

  [hangs up] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : [needling]  You're not in the Diamond Alliance?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Don't do that!