- Dr. Pamela Blondell: I haven't even had time to get my coffee yet.
- Dr. Keith Ricks: See, now that explains everything.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: What does it explain?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Your whining.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: I'm not whining!
- Dr. Keith Ricks: You always whine until you get your coffee.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: Hey, Flipper, this better be good.
- [to Keith]
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: What exactly did he say to you to get you all worked up? Did he say hehehehehe like that or click-click-click-click like that or hehehehehe? Which one was it?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Next time, I'm going to bring a whole thermos of liquid caffeine just for you.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: Why is Mike's mask in my dive bag?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: What's the matter? Bad fit?
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: No, that's not the point - I want my own. Plus it doesn't match my suit.
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Oh, you're frightening.
- [Keith and Pam held their breath on the ocean floor waiting for the thugs who threw them overboard to leave the area]
- Dr. Keith Ricks: That was a personal best - three and a half minutes!
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: Is that all you have to say after they tried to kill us? All you can do is brag about how long you can hold your breath?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: Do not make me wish I left you on the bottom, all right?
- Alexis: Hey, you missed the seminar.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: Thanks.
- Dr. Keith Ricks: She almost missed the whole series.
- Mike Blondell: You want me to check it out? I can go out with Maya in the morning.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: No - and you don't tell him where to look.
- Officer Cliff Bethers: Don't worry, it's a state secret.
- Mike Blondell: What's the matter? Come on, guys, don't you trust me?
- Dr. Pamela Blondell, Officer Cliff Bethers, Dr. Keith Ricks: No!
- Dubin: Where'd you get the oysters? You don't make any points by not answering my questions.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: I don't want to make points. I'm thinking more along the lines of mincemeat.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: You know, they think we're dead. What are they going to do when they find out we're not?
- Dr. Keith Ricks: I've never seen oysters like these - not around here anyway.
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: These are huge!
- Maya Graham: This is nothing. My grandmother put a spell on a barnacle once. It grew a three pound tumor and then it just exploded!
- Dr. Pamela Blondell: Ah, you talk about your grandmother a lot. I'd like to meet her.
- Maya Graham: Sure! Stop by sometime - my sister and I will have a séance.