The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Split Personality (1960)

Bea Benaderet: Betty Rubble

Quotes 

• TV Detective : [Barney's flipping through channels and finds a detective show, complete with spooky music]  Good evening, friends. This is your mystery hour. Brought to you by...

  Betty Rubble : BARNEY!

  [Barney flies into the air] 

• Betty Rubble : [when the doctor leaves]  Why, he's a veterinarian.

  Wilma Flintstone : I must've gotten the wrong list of doctors.

  Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't know. Fred eats like a horse.

• Barney Rubble : [about the unconscious Fred]  Well, uh, maybe we can sneak him into his house and put him on his sofa and she'll think he's asleep.

  Betty Rubble : Sneak him into the house? Well, that's like sneaking an elephant into a telephone booth.

• [upon hearing Fred sing next door] 

  Betty Rubble : Some poor mastodon is caught in the tar pit.

  Barney Rubble : Yeah, they get caught in the tar, and they gradually sink.

  Betty Rubble : They ought to put a fence around the tar pit.

  Barney Rubble : Hey, that's not a mastodon. It's Fred singing.

  Betty Rubble : Well, they ought to put a fence around him.