- Fred Flintstone: This is Fred Hospital, I'm taking my wife to the Flintstone.
- [Fred Flintstone is extremely nervous, while calling the Bedrock Hospital]
- Police Officer: [Pulling Fred over for the second time during the debacle that is trying to get Wilma to the hospital] All right, pull over.
- Fred Flintstone: I'm taking my wife to the hospital!
- Police Officer: Another wife? What are you, an Arabian prince? How many wives do you have?
- Wilma Flintstone: Look at me Fred, I'm calm.
- Fred Flintstone: Why shouldn't you be? Your wife isn't having a baby.
- Nurse: Here's your new daughter, Mr. Flintstone.
- Fred Flintstone: A girl! Wilma, she's beautiful! She looks just like you!
- Barney Rubble: A chip off the old block, huh, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: More like a pebble off the old Flintstone.
- Wilma Flintstone: What a wonderful name! Pebbles Flintstone.
- [while pacing in the waiting room]
- Fred Flintstone: A-Are you nervous about your new baby?
- Mr. Brickley: N-N-No, no, no. There's nothing to having a baby. I was up and around three hours after Mrs. Brickley had the last one.
- Fred Flintstone: Then why are you so shaky?
- Mr. Brickley: Well, the first time we came here, my wife ate two eggs for breakfast and had twins. The next time, she ate a triple-decker sandwich and had triplets.
- Fred Flintstone: But what are you so nervous about now?
- Mr. Brickley: This morning, she had a dozen doughnuts!
- Fred Flintstone: [as he goes through the hospital's revolving door, Barney and Wilma run in behind him so fast that it spins Fred out and sent him sliding into the hotel across the street, crashing right into the front desk] I'm looking for my wife, what room is she in?
- Hotel Clerk: What's the name?
- Fred Flintstone: Flintstone. She just came in with my best friend.
- Hotel Clerk: Look, Mister, we don't want any trouble here.
- Fred Flintstone: What kind of a hospital is this?
- Hotel Clerk: This is a hotel. The hospital is across the street.