The Flintstones (TV Series)

Surfin' Fred (1965)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Desk Clerk, Dino

Quotes 

• [Fred has entered the surfing finals] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, Barney, this is terrible. Fred doesn't know how to surf.

  Barney Rubble : Not knowing how to do something never stopped Fred from doing it before.

• Fred Flintstone : Now we agreed to let me pick the place for this weekend, right?

  Barney Rubble : Right, but...

  Fred Flintstone : And I told you I knew the perfect place to get away from it all, right?

  Barney Rubble : Right, Fred, but, uh...

  Fred Flintstone : But what, but what? What are you worried about?

  Barney Rubble : I want to know where we're going to get away so if we don't like it, we can get away before we get there.

• Barney Rubble : Gee, you were right, Fred. A whole beach to ourselves.

  Betty Rubble : Ah, it's almost too good to be true.

  Barney Rubble : That's just what I've been thinking. Did you see the funny look the manager gave us?

• Jimmy Darrock : Oh, no, not again.

  [Fred and Barney run by the disguised Jimmy] 

  Fred Flintstone : There's nothing to it, Barney. Just keep your eye on me.

  Al : What's the problem, Jimmy, bubie, baby?

  Jimmy Darrock : That fat guy. I've pulled him out of the water so much, I'm growing scales.

  [Fred and Barney are now water skiing] 

  Fred Flintstone : What's the matter, Barn? You scared?

  Barney Rubble : Well, uh, uh, I was just wondering...

  Fred Flintstone : About what?

  Barney Rubble : About that rock we're gonna hit.

  Fred Flintstone : What rock?

  [Fred and Barney crash into a large rock and sink into the water] 

  Jimmy Darrock : See what I mean? There goes Operation Blubber again.

• Fred Flintstone : [to a teenaged girl]  Good morning, my dear. Gonna do a little surfing? Well, remember that the skeg goes underneath an aft, not topside forecastle.

  Barney Rubble : How about that? He reads one magazine and he's an authority on surfboards.