The Flintstones (TV Series)

Kleptomaniac Caper (1962)

Herb Vigran: Cop

Quotes 

• Officer O'Rockery : Well, let's hear the explanation.

  Betty Rubble : Gee, I don't know where to start.

  Wilma Flintstone : I'll give it to you.

  Betty Rubble : But you'll never believe it.

  Wilma Flintstone : You see, Officer, the Ladies Auxiliary was having this rummage sale.

  Fred Flintstone : Sounds pretty fishy to me.

  Betty Rubble : And her husband had all this junk he wouldn't throw away.

  Wilma Flintstone : And so, I took it without telling him

  Barney Rubble : I wouldn't believe that story if I saw it on television.

  Betty Rubble : But, for some reason, Fred thought Barney...

  Wilma Flintstone : Was a kleptomaniac. And he was...

  Officer O'Rockery : Hold it! Hold it! One at a time! I'm getting dizzy!

  Wilma Flintstone : And he was trying to get Barney to return everything.

  Betty Rubble : Honestly, Officer. She's telling the truth.

  [Fred and Barney laughs as the girls continue explaining their story]