- Barney Rubble: Hey, uh, what's for breakfast, Betty?
- Betty Rubble: Scrambled pterodactyl eggs and brontosaurus bacon.
- Barney Rubble: Oh, boy. Next to you, my favorite dish.
- Big Sparkle: [pointing a gun at the can on Shorty's head at point blank range] Hold still, Shorty.
- Shorty: [Shaking] Eh, b-b-but s-suppose you miss.
- Big Sparkle: Shut up! I never miss.
- [fires the gun, then a thud and everything shakes]
- Linko: You missed.
- Big Sparkle: So I did. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- [Fred makes a risky maneuver during the car chase with the gangsters]
- Fred Flintstone: Did that shake 'em?
- Barney Rubble: No, but it shook me.
- Fred Flintstone: Just in case Dino goofs, I got another idea.
- Barney Rubble: What's that, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: I, uh, got it from an old gangster movie on TV. We go over there by the door. You stand on that side, and I'll stand on this side.
- Barney Rubble: What do we do now?
- Fred Flintstone: The next guy who comes through that door, we jump him and take his gun.
- Barney Rubble: Oh, I don't know about that, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Listen, it worked on TV.
- Barney Rubble: If you say so, Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: Shh. Someone's coming. You ready?
- [Herman walks in, notices Fred and Barney, steps back out causing Fred and Barney to crash into each other]
- Herman: I watch TV, too, fellas.
- Fred Flintstone: That was delicious, Wilma.
- Wilma Flintstone: Thank you, Fred. Fred, do you suppose I could use the car today for running errands?
- Fred Flintstone: Oh, sure, Wilma. In that case, I'd better hurry so I can catch a ride with Barney.
- [Fred sips his coffee and starts gagging and choking]
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred, are you trying to tell me something?
- Fred Flintstone: Yes! That coffee is HOT!