"Fawlty Towers" The Kipper and the Corpse (TV Episode 1979) Poster

Geoffrey Palmer: Dr. Price

Quotes 

  • Dr. Price : Look, I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor and I want my sausages!

  • Dr. Price : I don't understand. He's been dead for about ten hours.

    Basil Fawlty : Yes, it's so final, isn't it?

    Sybil Fawlty : Basil!

    Basil Fawlty : Well, wouldn't you say it was final, dear? I'd say it was pretty bloody final.

    Dr. Price : Do you mean to tell me you didn't realize this man was dead?

    Basil Fawlty : You know, people don't talk that much in the morning... Oh, look, I'm just delivering a tray, right? If the guest isn't singing "Oh What A Beautiful Morning," I don't immediately think, "Oh there's another snuffed it in the night, another name in the Fawlty Towers Book of Remembrance." I mean, this is a hotel, not the Burma Railway.

    Sybil Fawlty : Basil.

    Basil Fawlty : Well, I mean, it does actually say "Hotel" outside. You know, perhaps I should be more specific: "Hotel for people who have a better than fifty percent chance of making it through the night."

  • Dr. Price : [Mr. Leeman's cadaver has been put in the kitchen]  You can't keep a dead body in here where there's food!

    Basil Fawlty : Can't we?

  • Dr. Price : Wash your hands first, please.

    Basil Fawlty : Oh, right.

    Dr. Price : And make sure this area is scrubbed before any more food is prepared in here.

    Basil Fawlty : Absolutely.

    Dr. Price : Sausages excepted. You may cook them immediately. I'll take the risk.

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