- Father Ted Crilly: [Looking at a leak in the ceiling] God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think Dougal, how can we raise some money?
- [pause]
- Father Ted Crilly: Yes I know, ah ha?
- Father Dougal McGuire: Ah ha.
- Father Ted Crilly: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Father Dougal McGuire: I think so Ted.
- Father Ted Crilly: Yes.
- Father Dougal McGuire: Ah ha. But now wait, I'm not sure.
- Father Ted Crilly: What?
- Father Dougal McGuire: I mean, it is a big step and where are we going to get the guns?
- Father Ted Crilly: What are talking about?
- Father Dougal McGuire: Oh wait a minute now, actually I might have been thinking about something different.
- Father Ted Crilly: You thought we were going to rob a bank didn't you?
- Father Dougal McGuire: I did yeah.
- Father Ted Crilly: Tell me Father, where did you drive?
- Father Jack Hackett: Shops. Drink. Corner. Stopped, got out. Truck.
- Father Ted Crilly: A truck?
- Father Jack Hackett: [Smashes two empty cans together] Two trucks.