Father Ted (TV Series)
The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)
Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire
Quotes
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[Ted and Dougal are holding up protest signs]
Father Ted Crilly : Down with this sort of thing!
Father Dougal : Careful Now!
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Father Dougal : You know me Ted, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...
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Father Dougal : Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?
Father Ted Crilly : That wasn't a banana, Dougal.
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[to Father Hernandez about Jack]
Father Ted Crilly : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.
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Bishop Brennan : The amount of people's lives irreparably damaged!
Father Dougal : They were only nuns.
Bishop Brennan : Nuns are people too!
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Father Ted : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.
Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.