Father Ted (TV Series)

The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)

Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly

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Quotes 

• [Ted and Dougal are holding up protest signs] 

  Father Ted Crilly : Down with this sort of thing!

  Father Dougal : Careful Now!

• Father Ted : [about Reverend Green from Cluedo]  Those Protestants, up to no good as usual.

• Father Ted : What's that your looking at, father?

  Father Jack Hackett : What?

  Father Ted : Is that a film?

  Father Jack Hackett : What?

  Father Ted : Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Ted : Is that Flatliners you are watching?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Jose Fernandez : Is Father Jack a little short of hearing?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Ted : To be honest, he can hear quite well when he wants to. Watch this...

  Father Ted : Father Jack, would you like a brandy?

  Father Jack Hackett : Yes.

• Father Dougal : Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?

  Father Ted Crilly : That wasn't a banana, Dougal.

• [to Father Hernandez about Jack] 

  Father Ted Crilly : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.

  Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.

• Father Ted Crilly : Your grace, this isn't really my area.

  Bishop Len Brennan : Nothing is your area Crilly, you do not have an area, unless it's a kind of a play area with sandcastles and buckets and spades.

• Father Ted Crilly : 6am. Great. Another six hours sleep.

• Father Ted : He gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears.

  Father Dougal : Yeah, but it's good though, in a way, cos we never run short of candles.