Jaleel White credited as playing...
Steve Urkel
- Steve Urkel: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
- Daniel Wallace: Oh my God! What is that?
- Steve Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough.
- [coughs]
- Steve Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
- Daniel Wallace: Whoa, man.
- Steve Urkel: Yeah, and then if you sneeze... why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
- Daniel Wallace: Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
- Steve Urkel: Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo."
- Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a... a really special moment and... well, I think we should celebrate it by... getting married.
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: Engaged?
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: Going steady?
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: A date?
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: A kiss?
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: A handshake?
- Laura: No.
- Steve Urkel: I'll see ya tomorrow?
- Laura: Yeah.
- Steve Urkel: I'll take it.