Jaleel White en el papel de...
Steve Urkel
- Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Just as I thought. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work, because all the serial numbers have been scratched off.
- Eddie: What do you mean, Steve?
- Steve Urkel: Eddo, this stereo is hot!
- Steve Urkel: You remember Myra?
- Laura Winslow: Ted's cousin?
- Steve Urkel: Yes, indeedy. Well, she... uh... she wants my bod!
- Laura Winslow: Well, Steve, I think it's great news that a girl is interested in you. In fact, it renews my faith in miracles.
- Steve Urkel: But... but Laura, you don't understand. Myra's all over me like a bum on a sandwich.
- Laura Winslow: You're kidding.
- Steve Urkel: Oh, would that I were. She calls me constantly. She writes me love letters. She even sent me presents. She's even transferred into my English class.
- Laura Winslow: Well, what's wrong with that?
- Steve Urkel: She doesn't go to our school!