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To Love and Die in Dixie

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Peter Griffin: I dunno, Brian, maybe Lois is right. Maybe it is time for me to get a job.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, too bad you always blow it in the interview.
[Peter is seen at a job interview]
Interviewer: Okay, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter Griffin: [thinking] Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife.
Peter Griffin: [out loud] Doing your...
[sees a picture of the interviewer's son]
Peter Griffin: son?

Herbert: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Herbert: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.

Machine: You have 113 new messages.
[Phone starts to beep]
Lois Griffin: Oh my!
Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.
[beep]
Herbert: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.
[beep]
Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
[beep]
Herbert: Where are ya?
[beep]
Herbert: Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.

[the family is relocated to a small house in the South]
Meg Griffin: Eww, we're going to be living here?
Lois Griffin: Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap.

[Peter and Brian have just jumped their car off a flatbed truck like The Dukes of Hazzard]
Peter Griffin: Oh, man. That was great. Hey, maybe next time we can get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus.
Brian Griffin: Enis.
Peter Griffin: What'd I say?
Brian Griffin: Anus.
[Peter laughs hysterically]

Peter Griffin: [clearing his throat] Excuse me but I'm pretty sure the north won the war.
[dead silence]

Stewie Griffin: [playing Banjo and Singing] Heard her on my C.B. said her name was Mimi, sounded like an angel come to Earth.
Hillbilly Band: [singing] Come to Earth.
Stewie Griffin: [singing] But when i went to meet her, boy you should have seen her, twice as big as me, three times the girth.
Hillbilly Band: [singing] Times the Girth.
Stewie Griffin: [singing] Oh my big baby loves to eat.
Hillbilly Band: [singing] Loves to eat.
Stewie Griffin: A big old Budda belly and breasts way past her feet. Oh my big baby loves to e-e-eat, my big old fat-ass baby loves to eat.
[finishes playing]
Stewie Griffin: I've got blisters on me fingers!

Peter Griffin: Hey uh Lois, I don't get how this works. It's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere. No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.
[Bird hits the outhouse, knocking it over]
Peter Griffin: Ugh! Oh God! It's everywhere! Ugh! It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh God!

Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris Griffin: UPN?

Meg Griffin: [opening the closet door] Someone's in the closet!
Jeff Foxworthy: You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
Stewie Griffin: You suck!
[slams the closet door shut]

Lois Griffin: [the Griffin family first enter their new dilapidated house] Ughhh, what's that smell?
Brian Griffin: It's either bad meat or good cheese.

Peter Griffin: Deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and the white guys are just as lazy, but they're mad at the black for being so lazy?

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