Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin • Tricia Takanawa • Dixie Teacher • ...
To Love and Die in Dixie
Family Guy
Alex Borstein credited as playing...
Lois Griffin • Tricia Takanawa • Dixie Teacher • Dixie Student #1
- Machine: You have 113 new messages.
- [Phone starts to beep]
- Lois Griffin: Oh my!
- Herbert: Uh, yeah, I was just wonderin', uh... where the newspaper boy was.
- [beep]
- Herbert: Haven't seen the newspaper in a couple days. Wonderin' if he ever gon' come back.
- [beep]
- Herbert: Guess who? Sorry to leave you so many messages. Just lonely here. Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy. Wishin' he'd come by and bring me some good news.
- [beep]
- Herbert: Where are ya?
- [beep]
- Herbert: Ah, you're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly sumbitch. Call me.
- [the family is relocated to a small house in the South]
- Meg Griffin: Eww, we're going to be living here?
- Lois Griffin: Now come on Meg, I bet if we fixed it up a little, it could be a piece of crap.
- Lois Griffin: [the Griffin family first enter their new dilapidated house] Ughhh, what's that smell?
- Brian Griffin: It's either bad meat or good cheese.