Lori Alan credited as playing...
Diane Simmons
- Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, the City of Boston is examining its conscience tonight in preparation for a visit from the Pope.
- Tom Tucker: That's right, Diane. And I'll tell you what else will be examined: this cock.
- [holding up a rooster]
- Tom Tucker: Yes, the Rhode Island Cock Society will be sponsoring free checkups for this year's Cock Awareness Week. Don't know why they went with such a suggestive name. They could've just as easily gone with "rooster".