Family Guy (TV Series)

From Method to Madness (2002)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Simon, PA Voiceover, Elroy Jetson, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Manager, Doctor

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Quotes 

• Stewie Griffin : I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

• Lois Griffin : You're completely...

  Dotty Campbell : Nude? Yes, we're nudists.

  Chris Griffin : [freaking out]  Permission to freak out?

  Lois Griffin : [whispering]  Peter, did you know about this?

  Peter Griffin : I... I thought he lost his bathing suit in the ocean.

• [Stewie and Olivia have just finished their duet] 

  Simon : Watch this. Are you watching?

  [Stewie and Olivia nod] 

  Simon : [Simon slaps himself]  That's for me ever having doubted you. A+!

  Stewie Griffin : [Stewie slaps Simon]  And that's for you wearing purple pants with blue socks! Eeuhw!

  [laughs and looks to Olivia] 

  Stewie Griffin : I totally called him on it.

• [Stewie has just finished his performance] 

  Simon : Ok, any comments?

  Olivia : [Raises her hand]  You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

  [the class laughs] 

  Stewie Griffin : [laughing sarcastically]  Oh, gosh! That's funny! That's really fun - Do you right your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye." You know? I've-I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard any one reference-reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show, right? Isn't it? "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye." And-and-and you've taken that, and-and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God, what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any-any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Because-because I'm here. God, you are so funny!

• [after watching a student's mime routine] 

  Simon : Remember the performing arts hierarchy:

  [gestures from top to bottom with his hand] 

  Simon : legitimate theater, musical theater, stand-up, ventriloquism, magic, mime.

• Simon : Look, it's your first marquee!

  [the sign reads "Simon & Garfunkel" followed by "Olivia & Stewie"] 

  Olivia : It's pretty cool, huh?

  Stewie Griffin : The marquee or the other thing?

  Olivia : What other thing?

  Stewie Griffin : You know- the sex... with Simon. I mean, why else would your name be first?

  Olivia : Well, it makes sense ya know. Lead with strength, put your BEST foot forward.

  [pause] 

  Stewie Griffin : So the sex was good?

• Meg Griffin : Jeff! What are you doing here? I'm not supposed to see you.

  Jeff Campbell : Your parents invited me.

  Meg Griffin : My parents? But they wouldn't...

  Lois Griffin : [she and Peter stand naked nearby]  Yes, we would.

  Meg Griffin : Oh, my god! What are you doing?

  Lois Griffin : We were wrong, Meg. If you like Jeff, we should give him a chance.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah. We wanted him to feel welcome in our home.

  Chris Griffin : [entering, also naked]  Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman. Hey! Why is everybody else naked?

• Stewie Griffin : Oh my god, who's this enchantress?

  Olivia : Hi I'm Olivia Fuller.

  Lois Griffin : You better apologize right now.

  Olivia : You hurt me Stewie.

  Stewie Griffin : I'm sorry Olivia, can you ever forgive me?

  Olivia : Of course I forgive you Stewie.

• Stewie Griffin : My god, who's this enchantress?

  Olivia : Hello I'm Olivia.

  Lois Griffin : You better apologize to Olivia right now.

  Olivia : You hurt me Stewie.

  Stewie Griffin : I'm sorry Olivia, you were right, can you ever forgive me?

  Olivia : Of course I forgive you Stewie.