Family Guy (TV Series)

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (2005)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• [Joe is hanging from a ledge and Lois is trying to pull him back up] 

  Lois Griffin : Joe, you're too heavy. I can't hang on!

  Joe Swanson : Pretend I'm your child, Lois!

  [Lois starts to loosen her grip] 

  Joe Swanson : NOT MEG! NOT MEG!

• Joe Swanson : [Joe is surprised to see fugitive Peter sumo wrestling]  Oh, my God!

  Bonnie Swanson : [off-screen]  Did you walk?

• Adam West : Damnit, Swanson, I want them found!

  Joe Swanson : Mayor West, we have every available man looking for the Griffins, we just don't have any leads.

  Adam West : Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my Lite Brite pieces! My name isn't "Adam We"... or is it? Who am I? What number did you call? Don't ever call here again.

  [he hangs up the phone] 

  Adam West : I guess I told him! Nobody messes with Adam We!