- Danny Amatullo: I just don't understand why you decided to be gay!
- Ron Stefano: I didn't decide it, it just happened.
- Danny Amatullo: No, no, you're letting it happen, Ron. You know, you can fight it!
- Ron Stefano: Danny, it doesn't work that way.
- Danny Amatullo: How do you know?
- Ron Stefano: Because I know, you think I had a choice?
- Danny Amatullo: That doesnt mean you have to accept it!
- Ron Stefano: Yes it does. You're the one who can't accept it.
- Lydia Grant: Do you know what? I just realized that I don't even know your last name.
- Dippy Dave: Oh, I haven't used my last name since Korea. Call me Dippy.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: Miss Grant, don't you think you're carrying this, eh, competition idea a bit too far?
- Miss Grant: Oh, Mr. Dyrenforth, this isn't a competition, Leroy and I are just pursuing two different ideas. It doesn't matter who wins...
- [chuckles, then turns around]
- Miss Grant: As long as it's me.