The Facts of Life (TV Series)

The Facts of Love (1980)

Julie Piekarski: Sue Ann Weaver

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : I can't afford an extra ounce if I want to get into those jeans Saturday night.

  Sue Ann Weaver : That's the least of your worries. I'd be careful with Steve. He's got a big reputation, and it's not for boxing groceries! Blair, he even dates college girls!

  Blair Warner : Oh? So what? I know as much as a college girl.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Come on, Blair, you and I have played How Far Have You Gone? and we're even!

  Blair Warner : Who knows? Maybe we won't be after Saturday night.

  Sue Ann Weaver : You wouldn't!

  Blair Warner : Don't worry! I just might... experiment a little.

  Sue Ann Weaver : That's what Dr. Frankenstein said.

• Blair Warner : I can't wait until tonight! Steve is going to love me with my new jeans on.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Just be sure they stay on.

  Blair Warner : More advice?

  Sue Ann Weaver : Listen, Steve moves fast enough without a van. Blair, I'm really worried about you.

• Sue Ann Weaver : What do you think Mrs. Garrett will teach in her Sex Education class?

  Cindy Webster : I don't know. This is the first time I'm looking forward to homework!

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : I hope Mrs. Garrett tells it like it is!

  Blair Warner : We'll be lucky if she tells it like it was!

  [all laugh] 

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : But Mrs. Garrett's really been around.

  Edna Garrett : Tootie, just saying I was married will be sufficient.