Brad Garrett credited as playing...
Robert Barone
- Ray Barone: She's not the one.
- Robert Barone: What?
- Ray Barone: Listen, listen. I Saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know, because I saw it.
- Robert Barone: What are you talking about?
- Debra Barone: What did you see, Ray?
- Ray Barone: Angela ate the fly!
- Debra Barone: What?
- Robert Barone: What do you mean?
- Ray Barone: The fly, that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in the napkin and the she ate it!
- Debra Barone: What the hell are you doing, Ray?
- Robert Barone: Yeah man, what is your problem?
- Ray Barone: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a fly.
- Debra Barone: Oh, she did not! You must've seen something else.
- Ray Barone: What? What did I see?
- Debra Barone: I don't know, maybe it was a crouton or something.
- Ray Barone: A flying crouton?
- Robert Barone: I wish I had a good reason why I'm always striking out. But I don't. It's me. It's me. Most people find their other half. And I just have to wake up and accept already that maybe there is no other half... for this.
- Robert Barone: I had to go out the window.
- Ray Barone: Did she try to stop you with her tongue?
- Robert Barone: It's not funny, Raymond!
- [Frank laughs, then makes a frog tongue sound effect]
- Robert Barone: Yeah, yeah, you know what? Laugh all you want, because I'm done.
- Debra Barone: What do you mean, you're done?
- Robert Barone: I'm done. I'm done dating. I'm done trying to meet someone. I'm done with humiliation. I can't anymore.
- Frank Barone: There's nothing humiliating about going out the window. If your mother's apartment had been one floor lower we wouldn't be having this conversation.