Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Boob Job (1999)
Peter Boyle: Frank Barone
Quotes
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Marie Barone : [the group is talking about breasts] See I expect this kind of thing from Frank, but you boys have no reason to have any interest in such things.
Frank Barone : Why not?
Marie Barone : Because I never nursed them.
Frank Barone : What the hell are you talking about?
Marie Barone : Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert Barone : That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank Barone : That, and the two of you were almost the same height. We were gettin' looks.
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Marie Barone : Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.
Frank Barone : Marie did it the natural way. Pound cake!
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Marie Barone : So how was your party, dear?
Ray Barone : Well, it started out slow, but then it turned out to be best night of my life.
Debra Barone : Oh. Come on.
Ray Barone : Tell 'em what you saw.
Debra Barone : Nothing.
Ray Barone : [yells] Tell 'em!
Debra Barone : One of the mothers in Ally's class had breast implants.
Marie Barone : Oh, I don't like that.
Debra Barone : And at the party, she showed 'em to me.
Frank Barone : What?
Robert Barone : What do you mean?
Frank Barone : Wait a minute.
Robert Barone : She just showed you?
Frank Barone : Both of 'em?
Robert Barone : Shirt on or off?
Frank Barone : With the brassiere?
Robert Barone : What were *you* wearing?
Ray Barone : All valid questions.