Everwood (TV Series)

The Great Doctor Brown (2002)

Gregory Smith: Ephram Brown

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Quotes 

• Bright Abbott : [to Ephram]  Well, howdy, loser.

  Ephram Brown : You guys choreograph the bathroom-stall exit and I'm the loser?

  Bright Abbott : I see you're still getting cozy with my little sis. I told you once, she's spoken for.

  Ephram Brown : Spoken for? Hey, Bright, the '50s called. They want their lingo back.

  Bright Abbott : As soon as Colin finds out about you, he's gonna kick your sorry ass.

  Ephram Brown : I figure I might have a slight advantage over him seeing as I'm conscious.

  Bright Abbott : Watch what you say, little man. Another comment, Colin won't be the only one in a coma.

  Ephram Brown : Statistically, I'm not little, but according to every chart, I've seen you're still a moron.

  Bright Abbott : Oh, you may think I'm a moron. You may be right. When it comes to my sister Amy, I'm a genius and she's playing you, dude. Soon as she gets your daddy fixing up Colin, she's not even going to look at you. Just remember I said that.

• Ephram Brown : Who's up for going to the thaw fest tomorrow?

  Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown : Come on, Ephram. It will be fun. There's gonna be hayrides and a ferris wheel.

  Ephram Brown : In what universe do hayrides and ferris wheels translate into fun?

• Delia Brown : [to Ephram]  Is she your girlfriend?

  Ephram Brown : No.

  Delia Brown : But you want her to be.

  Ephram Brown : You're about this close to knowing pain you've never known before.

• Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown : Look, Ephram, I am sorry I couldn't take care of Delia tonight, but I was treating a 7-year-old boy who could hardly breathe.

  Ephram Brown : You win! Seven-year-old boys who can't breathe trump girls with nightmares.

  Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown : Yes, in my profession, they do.

  Ephram Brown : The medical one or the crappy-father one?

• Ephram Brown : [to Andy]  "The great Dr. Brown." That's what Mom and I used to call you. You always thought it was endearing, but it wasn't. It was our own private joke. "Will the great Dr. Brown be at dinner?" "Will the great Dr. Brown join us this weekend?" Don't you see? You're still that guy. You'll always be that guy. Whether it's the Dudleys on Forest Lane or some rich lady on Park Avenue, they'll always come first. Only difference is this time, Mom's not here to cover for you.