Entourage (TV Series)
The Script and the Sherpa (2004)
Jerry Ferrara: Turtle
Quotes
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The Sherpa : The Earth is moving. Did you feel that? Everything. All the time. Dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving. Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle : That's cool. Can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric : You afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted, man. I don't steal. I heal. We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner. I'm a prisoner of, uh, war. War on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean, the Man's most positive positive-tive is a nega-tive. It's a mega-nega-tive. Right?
[shouts]
The Sherpa : Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting *high*. We're not getting fucked down. We're getting fuck up.
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The Sherpa : [takes a very long drag from a hooka] The earth is moving, did you feel that? Everything all the time. The dimensions we can't even see. Everything is evolving-Turtle, you're a dove.
Turtle : That's cool can I hit that, Sherp? Thanks.
Eric : Aren't you afraid of getting busted?
The Sherpa : Busted? I'm entrusted. I don't steal, I heal. We're not getting stoned, we're getting honed. My probation officer's one of my best customers. I'm a prisoner, I'm a prisoner of war, war on drugs. It's all so negative, man. I mean the man's most positive, positive, -tive is a negative; It's a mega-negative. Right? Viking Quest! Let them be low. We are getting high. We're not getting fucked down, we're getting fucked up.
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Johnny 'Drama' Chase : [as Vince walks away with his yoga-trainer girlfriend] I don't trust that New Age bullshit.
Turtle : Me neither. Not even when it comes attached to an ass like that.
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Turtle : Don't get mad, but I think she's stealing food.
Vincent Chase : She's not stealing food.
Turtle : Well, shit keeps disappearing from the fridge.
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : I did have a meat loaf vanish.
Turtle : I mean, I know how these kleptos work. First it's the food, then it's the plasma.
Vincent Chase : All right. She didn't steal it, she threw it away.
Turtle : Thrown it away? Why?
Vincent Chase : She's vegan.
Turtle : Now what the fuck does that mean?
Vincent Chase : It means she's into a cruelty-free lifestyle.
Turtle : It's cruel to throw away a $65 steak from Morton's.
Vincent Chase : Look, guys, just do me a favor. Keep the meat out of her eyeline while she's around?
Johnny 'Drama' Chase : Look, she's already got him wearing cloth shoes.
Vincent Chase : These are my slippers. They're the ones that he
[points at Turtle]
Vincent Chase : stole from the Four Seasons, Maui.
Turtle : Those are the slippers? Where's the robe?
Eric : [entering] Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle : She's naked at the pool?