Entourage (TV Series)

New York (2004)

Kevin Connolly: Eric Murphy

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• Eric : [about being Vince's manager]  You know what, I don't even have health insurance.

  Ari Gold : Yeah, but I bet you had it over at Quiznos.

  Eric : Sbarro's. And I had a business card.

  Ari Gold : There you go.

• Kristen : You know what your problem is?

  Eric : No, but I have a feeling you do so tell me.

  Kristen : You are addicted to Vince.

  Eric : Great, more textbook psychobabble. C'mon, let's hear it.

  Kristen : When you're around him you feel great, but when you're not you go through withdrawal. And you talk about quitting all the time - classic addiction symptoms.

  Eric : So what, this is all my fault, is that what you're saying?

  Kristen : No! I think you're both fucked up codependents.

• Vincent Chase : So, how's the movement on Scarlett Johannson?

  Eric : You know, Vince, I'm not your pimp. If you want Scarlett Johannson's number, get it yourself.

• Eric : [enters reception]  Hey.

  Emily : [no friendly word, just coolly speaks into intercom]  Pizza Boy's here.

  Eric : Really?

  Emily : [still doesn't look up]  Really.

  [glances at him askew as he enters Ari's office] 

• Eric : [re hostile receptionist Emily]  What's wrong with her?

  Ari Gold : From now on, ask my permission before you bang one of my assistants.

  Eric : How'd you know that?

  Ari Gold : Because I know all. I could have told you this would end badly. Now I gotta *fire* her so that you don't feel weird.

  Eric : No, don't fire her.

  Ari Gold : All right, I'll just sexually harass her until she quits.