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Terence McQuewick : People, we have a traitor in our midst. Let this be a lesson to all of you.
Ari Gold : You're making a very big mistake, Terence.
Terence McQuewick : That's what Arthur Jensen said in 1973. He was the first conspirator that I ever dealt with. Try finding him now, Ari. He's selling auto insurance in Reseda.
Ari Gold : Okay, people, most of you are sitting there and you're looking at this good-looking old man and you're wondering, "Who the fuck is he?" And you know what? That's exactly what you should be doing. You all know who's been running this company for the past eight years. And you all know that when I go, in no time you will be repping nobodys like Bill from "The Apprentice." No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply - to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground! Lloyd, are you with me?
Ari Gold : [Lloyd remains silent. Ari approaches him] Lloyd, what are you doing? You and me we have a special bond. Come on, let's go.
Lloyd : Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari Gold : I can't swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.
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Lloyd : I've worked 18 hours a day to save up the money to put myself through Stanford Business School. While I was there, I cleaned the cafeteria during the hours I wasn't studying and still graduated top of my class, only to take a job delivering mail to unappreciative overpaid little cocksuckers. Then to finally get the big promotion that would allow me to answer your phones and be both racially and sexually harassed for the next nine months. But I know the endgame... and you Ari Gold, you are it. So stop your fucking whining, and go into your gorgeous three million dollar house, with your beautiful goddess wife and figure out how you're going to make both of our lives happen... tomorrow!
Ari Gold : That was a good speech, Lloyd. Yeah, if I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.
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Ari Gold : Listen, Lloyd. Do you want to make it or do want to fold shirts at a Chinese laundry?
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Ari Gold : Lloyd, pack up all my files. Pile everything you see into a box. Everything! You see a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a goddamn spiked paddle... don't think, just pack that bitch. Chop suey!
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Ari Gold : Ernesto. How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade. Half of Mexico is eating on my tips that I have given you. Now, bring my motherfucking car now, por favor.
Ernesto : Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. Oh, and Mr. Gold. I'm from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal.
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Ari Gold : Uh-oh, you boys look angry. If there was plastic on the floor, I'd think I was about to be whacked.
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Adam Davies : You should be a nicer person. Maybe then people wouldn't fuck you.
Ari Gold : You talked, Davies?
[Adam turns away]
Ari Gold : Hey, Adam!
Adam Davies : Yeah, Ari?
Ari Gold : Just so you know. Your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, she offered to blow me.
[nods emphatically]
Ari Gold : True story.
[leaves behind a very upset Adam]
