Emergency! (TV Series)
Heavyweight (1973)
Kevin Tighe: Paramedic Roy DeSoto
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Quotes
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Joe Early, M.D., F.A.C.S. : Hey, Roy.
Firefighter Roy DeSoto : Hi, Doc.
Joe Early, M.D., F.A.C.S. : I understand your friend here won't be of much help to you for a while.
Firefighter John Gage : Hey, listen, I'm skinny, but I'm tough.
Firefighter Roy DeSoto : So is Chet Kelly's fried chicken.
Firefighter John Gage : Oh, very funny! You're humor is in worse shape than my shoulder.
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Dr. Morton : [Johnny has a pulled muscle in his shoulder] Well, you just might miss your next shift.
Firefighter John Gage : Morton, don't you think this is kind of a big deal over a nothing little...
Dr. Morton : Look, Gage, a Mr. America, you're not. I mean, you've got an average build, with an average muscle tone, and like most Americans, you're just a little bit soft and frail.
Firefighter John Gage : Soft?
Dr. Morton : Soft.
Firefighter John Gage : No. Uh-uh.
Dr. Morton : Gage, it's nothing to be ashamed of. You don't have to apologize. I mean, none of us really have the time to keep in really good shape. Soft!
Firefighter John Gage : But you don't understand. I'm not soft!
[to Roy]
Firefighter John Gage : Do I - Am I - Do I look soft to you?
Firefighter Roy DeSoto : Oh, only from the neck up.
Dr. Morton : Heh-heh... I agree.