- Dr. Peter Benton: Did somebody page me?
- Jerry Markovic: Yeah, abdominal mass in Trauma 1. Sounds like a triple-A.
- [everyone looks at him]
- Jerry Markovic: What? I pay attention.
- Nurse Connie Oligario: Looks like he's been shot before.
- B.G.: This is the first time above my neck.
- Nurse Connie Oligario: Oh, well, you the man.
- Dr. John Carter: Hey, you guys just missed a good one. I sent a guy straight up to the OR. Perfed his intestine with a carrot.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: A whole carrot?
- Lucy Knight: How do you swallow a whole carrot?
- [Carter and Carol look at her]
- Dr. John Carter: Didn't swallow.
- Lucy Knight: [embarrassed] Oh, I get it.
- Doris Pickman: Single GSW to the left temporal scalp. BP is 120/78, pulse 80. No neuro deficits, unless being a macho jerk and attacking your friendly paramedic counts.
- B.G.: She was going for my piece.
- Doris Pickman: I was going for your pulse. You can bleed out next time.