- [about Romano]
- Nurse Sam Taggart: That is some poisonous one-armed midget you've got running the place.
- Dr. Robert Romano: [to Sam] Miss Haldol, there's nothing I find sexier than a mute girl covered in blood, so keep your head down and your mouth shut.
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: You sound just like a guy I used to date. He's dead.
- [Elizabeth talks to Abby after Dr. Dorset tells her that he is married]
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I can't believe I was allowing myself to feel something for an absolute...
- Abby Lockhart: Bastard? Jerk?... Wanker?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: I need you to promise me you're not gonna kill yourself in the next 72 hours.
- Ben Hollander: But... Monday would be fine?
- Dr. Susan Lewis: I'm off the hook by then.
- Dr. Robert Romano: [to Sam] So what's today's excuse for Triage being a stinking, overpopulated cesspool of humanity?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: The healthcare system?
- Dr. Robert Romano: Yeah, well, if things get too locked up, you can try stabbing some of these deadbeats in the neck. That ought to have them running to Northwestern.
- [last lines]
- Dr. Robert Romano: What are you nut-meats doing?
- Luka Kovac: Clearing triage.
- Dr. Robert Romano: [pauses] Excellent.
- Alex Taggart: Is this your new hospital?
- Nurse Sam Taggart: Yep.
- Alex Taggart: It's even crappier than the last one.