Glenne Headly credited as playing...
Dr. Abby Keaton
- Dr. John Carter: My father used to read The Christmas Story every Christmas Eve. I'm so tired, I don't even think I remember it.
- Dr. Abby Keaton: Um..."'Twas the night before Christmas..."
- Dr. John Carter: "And all through the house... Not a creature was stirring..."
- Dr. Abby Keaton: "Not even a mouse."
- Dr. John Carter: I'm gonna miss you.
- Dr. Abby Keaton: That's not the next line!
- Dr. John Carter: I'm really gonna miss you.