ER (TV Series)

April Showers (2001)

Alex Kingston: Elizabeth Corday

Quotes 

• Dr. Elizabeth Corday : [on the phone]  I don't care if it's raining fire and brimstone, you are going to get me to that church if I have to ride on your back like a bloody donkey

  [hangs up angrily] 

  Isabelle Corday : Perhaps you should eat something

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : I do not need to eat. Nor do I need a spot of tea, or a moment of quiet reflection on this, my special day. This is America, and sometimes you just have to kick some ass.

  Isabelle Corday : We'll take your car and get there early.

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Fine. Fine, okay. But unless you can drive stickshift on the right side of the road, I'm driving.

  Isabelle Corday : Elizabeth, you cant possibly drive in your condition

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Get your purse, grab the flowers, and let's go.

  [phone rings] 

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Now listen here, you ignorant bastard!

  Dr. Mark Greene : What's wrong?

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Oh... Mark... nothing.

• Dr. Charles Corday : So, I'm going to be a grandfather. This won't affect my dating, will it?

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : One can only hope.

• Isabelle Corday : He'll be here, Elizabeth. Don't fret.

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : But I do fret! Every time he's late, I fret! Every time he slurs a word, or gets tired, or bumps his head, I fret! I'm about to get married, and I'm afraid. Not of being with him, but of being without him! I'm afraid he won't be around to raise this child!

• [Mark is very late for their wedding] 

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Nice of you to show up.

  Dr. Mark Greene : It was raining.

• Isabelle Corday : What could be more perfect than marrying the man that you love while carrying his hild?

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : Yes, well this love child also comes with an extra forty pounds and hemorrhoids!

• Isabelle Corday : Why don't you sit down and have some tea?

  Dr. Elizabeth Corday : What, so that I can pee every two minutes instead of every ten?