- Daisy Duke: Now Enos, when people plan to get married, they figure they're gonna share the good and the bad. That's what marriage is all about: sharin'. Okay, I figure we're just gonna start off with the bad here, and get to the good a little later.
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Listen, Enos would like to speak to ya, Daisy, just a second if you've got the time.
- Daisy Duke: Oh now, Rosco, don't you know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Well, I don't think that makes any difference at this point, I think the groom's had all the bad luck he can handle.