Due South (TV Series)

Free Willie (1994)

Rummy Bishop: Cleaning Salesman

Quotes 

• Cleaning Salesman : [cleaning Fraser's boots]  Now you strike me as a man who has only one thing on his mind. You're saying to yourself, Why do I need another all-purpose cleanser? Now Dandy Cleanser isn't just another all-purpose cleaning product. It removes rust, stains, mildew - always leaves a dandy shine. Hey, look! You can see your face in it!

  Ray Vecchio : [coming up behind him]  No kidding. Can you see my badge in it?

  Cleaning Salesman : Yep, I can.

  [packs off] 

  Ray Vecchio : Okay, I know you're acting as Canada's last line of defense here, guarding your consulate against marauding cleanser salesmen, but we've got a problem. You know the gun you took off that purse snatcher yesterday? We ran it through ballistics, and guess what it spit out. Go ahead, guess.

  [Fraser doesn't even blink] 

  Ray Vecchio : You need a clue? It rhymes with, the kid shot somebody. All right, not interested? I'll catch ya later.

  [church bells toll] 

  Constable Benton Fraser : Ray!

  Ray Vecchio : Oh, sure, now you wanna talk.