Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Gland of Opportunity (1994)

Walt Reno Jr.: Theme park jester, Sir Edmund Patton Boggs

Quotes 

• Theme park jester : Hi everyone, welcome to Castle Kingdom, the land of magic, merriment, and make believe! Remember: No smoking, no littering, no eating on rides, no public displays of affection, no black socks and sandals, no percentage of the gross, no interracial dating, no tantrums, no visible butt cleavage, and no on Proposition 24!

  Eric Duckman : [pushes him off the ledge]  No hands.