Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Gland of Opportunity (1994)

Charlie Adler: Doctor, Fritz the Waiter

Quotes 

• Doctor : Here's your EKG. Here's where I remembered to plug it in. I didn't get around to a blood test, but the sight of that stuff makes me blow lunch anyway. I did run C.A.T. scans, MRIs and urine tests. And as you can see,

  [briefly flashes the charts before shredding them] 

  Doctor : they are ALL conclusive. Surprised you never noticed any symptoms. Are you, uh, sometimes irritable?

  Eric Duckman : What's it to YOU, butt-head?

  Doctor : Do you lack energy?

  Eric Duckman : No way, after a three, four hour nap and some prescription drugs, I'm rarin' to go.

  Doctor : Do you ever want to mud wrestle with sumo waitresses?

  Eric Duckman : Wha?

  Doctor : Well actually, that's not a symptom, I belong to a little club, and we're always looking for new members.