- Colonel Beauregard DuBark: Please say you'll stay.
- Launchpad McQuack: You'll stay.
- Colonel Beauregard DuBark: Er, no. Say you'll stay.
- Launchpad McQuack: You'll stay.
- Colonel Beauregard DuBark: [irritated] Say "I'll stay," idiot!
- Launchpad McQuack: I'll stay, idiot.
- Launchpad McQuack: Phew! Crashing horses takes a lot longer than crashing air planes. Thank goodness for progress.
- Colonel Beauregard DuBark: [reenacting his ancestor] I will lead my brave soldiers forward to the humili- uh, defeat of McQuack's marauders!