- Judge: [to the members of the jury, after they acquitted an accused safe burglar] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I've been a judge for 26 years. For the past 14 years I've presided in this particular court. May I say now that this is the worst miscarriage of justice I have ever witnessed! After hearing your verdict in this case I can arrive at only one conclusion: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, either you are innately dishonest or you're complete morons!