Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Christmas Invasion (2005)
Camille Coduri: Jackie Tyler
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Quotes
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The Doctor : My head!
[groans in pain]
The Doctor : I'm having a neuron implosion... I need...
Jackie Tyler : What do you need?
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Just say it!
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Tell me, tell me, tell me!
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Painkillers!
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : D'you need aspirin?
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I dunno, Pepto-Bismol?
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E?
The Doctor : I need...
Jackie Tyler : Is it food? Something simple? Bowl of soup? Nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Bowl of soup and a nice ham sandwich?
The Doctor : I *need* you to *shut up*!
Jackie Tyler : Oooh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?
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Rose Tyler : [after checking the Doctor's heart-rate with a stethoscope] Both working...
Jackie Tyler : What d'you mean, both?
Rose Tyler : Well, he's got two hearts.
Jackie Tyler : Oh, don't be stupid.
Rose Tyler : He has!
Jackie Tyler : [pause] Anything else he's got two of?
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The Doctor : We haven't got much time. If there's pilot fish then... why is there an apple in my dressing gown?
Jackie Tyler : Oh, that's Howard's, sorry.
The Doctor : He keeps apples in his dressing gown?
Jackie Tyler : He gets hungry...
The Doctor : What, he gets hungry in his sleep?
Jackie Tyler : Sometimes.
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Jackie Tyler : Well, I reckon you're mad, the pair of you. It's like you go looking for trouble.
The Doctor : Trouble's just the bits in-between! It's all waiting out there, Jackie. And it's brand new to me - all those planets and creatures and horizons! I haven't seen them yet, not with these eyes. And it is gonna be... fantastic!
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The Doctor : [the TARDIS has just crash landed on earth and a newly regenerated Doctor appears from within. He is a bit disorientated after his transformation] Here we are then. London, Earth... Solar system. I did it.
[seeing Jackie and Mickey]
The Doctor : Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no. Hold on. Wait there. I've got something to say. There's something I had to tell you. Something important. What was it? No, hold on, hold on... Oh, I know! Merry Christmas.
[he suddenly passes out. Rose emerges from the TARDIS]
Rose Tyler : What happened? Is he all right?
Mickey Smith : I don't know. He just keeled over. But who is he? Where's the Doctor?
Rose Tyler : That's him, right in front of you. That's the Doctor.
Jackie Tyler : What do you mean that's the Doctor? Doctor who?
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Jackie Tyler : I'm gonna be killed by a Christmas tree!