Doctor Who (TV Series)
Bad Wolf (2005)
John Barrowman: Captain Jack
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Quotes
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Captain Jack Harkness : What's a Defabricator?
Captain Jack Harkness : [his clothes get disintegrated]
Captain Jack Harkness : Okay, defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?
Zu-Zana , Trine-e : [enthusiastically] Absolutely.
Captain Jack Harkness : Ladies, your viewing figures just went up.
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Captain Jack Harkness : [as The Doctor tries to patch into the computer system, Jack turns to Lynda and smiles, offering his hand] Hey there!
Lynda : [bright friendly smile] Hello.
Captain Jack Harkness : [as they shake hands] Captain Jack Harkness.
Lynda : Lynda Moss.
Captain Jack Harkness : Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.
The Doctor : [not looking up, sounds annoyed] Do you mind flirting outside?
Captain Jack Harkness : [mildly defensive] I was just saying hello.
The Doctor : For you, that's flirting.
Lynda : [hand still linked with Jack's] I'm not complaining.
[smiling]
Captain Jack Harkness : [smiles back] Muchas gracias.
[kisses her hand]
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Captain Jack Harkness : That's impossible. I know those ships. They were destroyed.
The Doctor : Obviously they survived.
Lynda : Who did? Who are they?
The Doctor : Two hundred ships. More than two thousand on board each one. That's just about half a million of them.
Male Programmer : Half a million what?
The Doctor : Daleks.
[cut to the interior of the ship]
Dalek : Alert! Alert! We are detected!
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Male Programmer : [placing a logbook in front of Jack] Use that, it might contain the final numbers. I kept a log of all the unscheduled transmissions.
Captain Jack Harkness : [looks up at him; impressed] Nice, thanks.
[offers his hand]
Captain Jack Harkness : Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.
Male Programmer : [shakes hands with him] I'm Davitch Pavale.
Captain Jack Harkness : [smiling; in same tone he used when greeting Lynda] Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.
The Doctor : [looks down at Jack; annoyed again] There's a time and a place.
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Captain Jack Harkness : [after listening to Trin-e and Zu-Zana discuss what they're going to do to him] Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
Zu-Zana : But you're unarmed.
Trine-e : [as Jack reaches behind his back] You're naked.
Trine-e : [Jack has just revealed a small gun that he now points at Trin-e] But that's a Compact Laser Delux.
Zu-Zana : Where were you hiding that?
Captain Jack Harkness : [with the gun pointing at Zu-Zana] You *really* don't want to know.
Trine-e : [moving forwards] Give me that accessory!
[points gun back at Trin-e, shoots her and then Zu-Zana, blowing their heads to pieces]
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Trine-e : And now it's time for the face off.
Captain Jack Harkness : What does that mean? Do I get to...
[mimes boxing]
Captain Jack Harkness : ...compete with someone else?
Trine-e : No, like I said: face... off.
[has raised both hands to reveal syringes and a chain saw]
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Captain Jack Harkness : [about to open the door to Archive 6]
Female Programmer : [authoritatively and loudly] You're not allowed in there. Archive 6 is out of bounds.
Captain Jack Harkness : [raising his two large guns; shouts] Do I look like an 'out of bounds' sort of guy?