Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Time Warrior: Part One (1973)

Jon Pertwee: Doctor Who

Quotes 

• The Doctor : Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

• The Doctor : Brigadier; a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

• Sarah : [the Doctor has ferreted out Sarah Jane's identity]  Are you going to give me away, Doctor?

  The Doctor : I don't think so.

  Sarah : [suddenly cheering]  Why not?

  The Doctor : [leans back, tents his fingers]  Well, you can make yourself useful. We need someone around here to make the coffee.

  Sarah : [incensed]  If you think I'm going to spend my time making cups of coffee for you...

  [she halts as the Doctor leaps out of his chair. Reubish is scribbling something in chalk on the side of the TARDIS] 

  The Doctor : Professor! Would you kindly desist? This isn't a blackboard, you know!

  [begins to unlock the TARDIS door] 

  Professor Rubeish : Oh, I do beg your pardon, Doctor. I was just trying to prove...

  Sarah : What are you going to do in there?

  The Doctor : [opens the TARDIS door]  Make *myself* a cup of coffee. Good day to you.