- Fran Sinclair: [as Robbie is about to be burned as a heretic, worried] Earl, hurry up!
- Earl Sinclair: [looks through the book, panics] It doesn't say! I guess this book doesn't have all the answers!
- [the mob gasps offensively turning to Earl]
- Chief Elder: [incredulously furious] What did you say?
- Earl Sinclair: Uh-oh...
- [next scene shows Earl as a heretic next to Robbie]
- Robbie Sinclair: Hail to the potato, dad?
- Earl Sinclair: [defeated] Point taken.
- Baby Sinclair: What's justice?
- Chief Elder: Well, justice is a system of laws, and rules that dinosaurs have formulated to live by.
- Baby Sinclair: Why?
- Chief Elder: What?
- Elder #3: He's doing it again.
- [the chief elder groans furiously]
- Earl Sinclair: If there's time.
- Chief Elder: Silence! Because of the vexing and unwelcome questions of this small child, the economy is ruined. The government is on the verge of collapse. And chaos reigns in the streets.
- Earl Sinclair: [whispers] Say you're sorry.
- Baby Sinclair: I'm sorry.
- Earl Sinclair: Well, we're outta here.
- Elder #3: Stop! The child must pay for his crime.
- Baby Sinclair: Why?
- Elder #2: Because that is justice!
- Robbie Sinclair: What a joke! Do they believe we'd be stupid enough to fall for this garbage?
- Earl Sinclair: Hard to say, son. I gotta get back to work.
- [Earl leaves]
- Charlene Sinclair: I gotta get back to school.
- [Charlene leaves]
- Agent #1: Good afternoon, citizens.
- Agent #2: Hail the Potato.
- Earl Sinclair: Hail.
- Fran Sinclair: Hail.
- Agent #1: Son, we understand you're finding the transition to Potato-ism fraught and difficult.
- Earl Sinclair: Yeah.
- Agent #2: It can be an anxious and puzzling time.
- Agent #1, Agent #2: We're here to help.
- Robbie Sinclair: [the agents struggle Robbie Sinclair] Ow! Hey! Get your hands off me!
- Fran Sinclair: Earl, they're hurting him. Shouldn't we stop them?
- Agent #2: The answer's no, lady. Look it up.
- Robbie Sinclair: Aw! Mom, Dad. Don't you see what's happening?
- [the agents put toilet paper in his mouth and Fran gasps]
- Agent #1: There you go. No more troubling questions.