Gary Coleman credited as playing...
Arnold Jackson
- Philip Drummond: [punishing Arnold] Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. This calls for a spanking.
- Arnold Jackson: A spanking? There ain't enough for me to spank.
- Willis Jackson: [Arnold has just dropped a water bomb from the balcony] See ya later!
- Arnold Jackson: Where ya goin'?
- Willis Jackson: Where you ain't! I don't wanna be around when they lay the charge on you.
- Arnold Jackson: What charge?
- Arnold Jackson: Assault with a wet weapon!