The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Plots Thicken (1964)
J. Pat O'Malley: Sam Petrie
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Quotes
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Sam Petrie : Are you saying that my burial plot is some kind of a joke?
Mr. Meehan : What would you say to being buried in the middle of a golf course?
Sam Petrie : I'd say it was sporting!
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Mr. Meehan : [as the argument ramps up] A commitment is a commitment.
Laura Petrie : Dad...
Sam Petrie : A toast is a toast!
Rob Petrie : Dad...
Mr. Meehan : A priority is nothing?
Laura Petrie : Dad!
Sam Petrie : Priority, my foot! A son is a son.
Rob Petrie : Dad.
Sam Petrie : Shut up!
Mr. Meehan : And a daughter is a daughter.
Laura Petrie : Dad...
Mr. Meehan : Shut up!
Laura Petrie : Rob...!
Rob Petrie : Shut up.
Sam Petrie : WHO YOU TELLIN' TO SHUT UP!
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Sam Petrie : One more toast.
Clara Petrie : Oh, Sam. You've already made nine toasts.
Sam Petrie : Now, you know what they call me at the lodge - Sam Petrie the automatic toaster. Put a glass in my hand and I pop up.
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Sam Petrie : We're planning on you and Laura moving in with us.