"Desperate Housewives" Love Is in the Air (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Steven Culp: Rex Van De Kamp

Quotes 

  • [watching an S&M video demonstration with Rex] 

    Rex : Well?

    Bree Van De Kamp : What the hell did your mother do to you?

  • [Bree has agreed to try "dominating" Rex] 

    Rex : If things do get too rough, we'll have a control word. If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately.

    Bree : Okay. So what's our control word?

    Rex : Well, lately I've been using "Philadelphia". What's wrong?

    Bree : Well, it's just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia, and I don't want to be thinking about her while I'm spanking you with a leather strap.

    Rex : Okay. Fine. You pick a control word.

    Bree : Um, how about "Boise"?

    Rex : "Boise"?

    Bree : What's the matter with "Boise"?

    Rex : We're going to be doing psychological role playing here, Bree, and a funny word like "Boise" would ruin the mood. We need something that sounds serious.

    Bree : Hmm.

    [sombre tone] 

    Bree : How about "Palestine"?

    Rex : "Boise" will be just fine.

  • Rex : I want you to say you'll try it, just once.

    Bree Van De Kamp : Try what? Hurting you? You actually want me to hurt you?

    Rex : So I can feel pleasure, yes!

    Bree Van De Kamp : Fine.

    [slaps Rex across the face] 

    Bree Van De Kamp : So, was it good for you too?

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