Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Anything You Can Do (2004)

Nicollette Sheridan: Edie Britt

Quotes 

• Susan Mayer : Hey, Edie!

  Edie Britt : Wow! Get a load of you! You look so pretty. I hardly recognize you.

  Susan Mayer : Oh this? Well, I have a date. Right now. With Mike. We kissed. FYI.

• Edie Britt : Hey, how was your big date?

  Susan Mayer : Mike had to reschedule.

  Edie Britt : Oh. Because of the hot girl? With the suitcase? Over there? Gosh, how devastating for you. FYI.

• Paul Young : Look, I just want to move this place fast. I'll do whatever we have to do.

  Edie Britt : Well, that's good to know. You do realize that you're going to have to disclose the fact that your wife killed herself in the house.

  Paul Young : I am?

  Edie Britt : Oh, yeah. Legal crap. You know, people get really freaked out by suicides. You can't blame 'em. Hell, I get the willies just standing here.

  Paul Young : Is there any way to get around it?

  Edie Britt : Off the record? You could say that she shot herself in the living room, and then crawled out back to die. Well, I'm just saying! Oh, I've gotta go. I'll call you tomorrow.