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Designing Women (TV Series)
The Mistress (1990)
Annie Potts: Mary Jo Shively
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Quotes
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Mary Jo Shively : What the heck is that stuff?
Suzanne Sugarbaker : It's rice cakes. I started my diet last night.
Mary Jo Shively : You put jelly on them?
Suzanne Sugarbaker : Yes. Do you have a problem with that?
Mary Jo Shively : You've been on a diet for 12 hours, and already you're this cranky?
Suzanne Sugarbaker : Yes. As a matter of fact, after work, I'll probably be crashing my car into a Taco Bell. What's it to you?
Mary Jo Shively : Nothing. I just hate it when you're on a diet.
Suzanne Sugarbaker : Yeah, that's because you're little and tiny and cute. You never have to eat stuff like rice cakes. I oughta just cram this down your throat.
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Suzanne Sugarbaker : Well, I just can't believe she's keepin us waiting so long. I mean, I have better things to do with my time than sitting around waiting for some concubine to fall outta bed. I mean, I could be home watching Green Acres.
Mary Jo Shively : Suzanne...
Suzanne Sugarbaker : WHAT?
Mary Jo Shively : I think it's time for you to suck on some more sugarless candy.
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Suzanne Sugarbaker : Big, black beautiful buck. Hmph. I'm just gonna call the NAACP and turn her name in. I mean, that's a racial slur if I ever heard one.
Mary Jo Shively : And you oughta know.