- Suzanne Sugarbaker: What is this 'Littlest Angels' stuff, anyway?
- Mary Jo: It's the name of a training bra, Suzanne. I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that.
- Suzanne Sugarbaker: A training bra? You little people have to train yours and you call us dumb?
- Julia Sugarbaker: I don't like to brag, but I've turned a few heads in my time.
- Mary Jo: Well, you didn't do it with those. No offense.
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: Anthony, what are you staring at?
- Anthony Bouvier: Oh, nothing. I was just thinking to myself, "There they go, Big Haas and Little Falsie."
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: Is she in yet?
- Julia Sugarbaker: Who?
- Charlene Frazier Stillfield: The tit monster.