Drake credited as playing...
Jimmy Brooks
- Jimmy Brooks: Ms. Kwan, please. Let me make the team first, then I'll give you my autograph.
- Ms. Laura Kwan: How about you give me your English assignment instead?
- Jimmy Brooks: My assignment, right. I wanted to talk to you about that.
- Ms. Laura Kwan: Jimmy, I already gave you an extension. You did read chapter 8 for today, right?
- Jimmy Brooks: Of course. I'm totally on top of the reading. It's just the actual work.
- Ms. Laura Kwan: Jimmy, you're falling seriously behind. I'm concerned you're not up to juggling both academics and sports.
- Jimmy Brooks: Oh, but juggling is a sport, Ms. Kwan. There's nothing to worry about, I'm fine.
- Jimmy Brooks: [to Spinner] I'm doomed, man.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Come on. Ms. Kwan can't stop you from playing. She's an English teacher.
- Jimmy Brooks: My English teacher who's threatening to talk to my coach who needs to cut three players.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Jimmy, you're a total natural. Coach Armstrong's not gonna cut you. Just try harder at school.
- Jimmy Brooks: School that's my problem. It's totally in the way. I concentrate on English, my playing is crap. Concentrate on basketball and I don't have enough time to do my homework. It's a no win situation.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Got that right. It's a Catch 42.
- Jimmy Brooks: Catch 22.
- Jimmy Brooks: Wish there was a pill I could take, one that would boost me up.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Ritalin would boost you up, big time. It's like 50 cups of coffee.
- Jimmy Brooks: I thought it was supposed to calm people down.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: It does calm me down. Has to do with something with the configuration of my brain.
- Jimmy Brooks: You have a brain?