- Jane Lane: Why are you staring at my brother?
- Daria Morgendorffer: Selfless concern? I think he stopped breathing.
- Jane Lane: Nah, he's entering a dormant stage. In about 10 years he should emerge as a butterfly.
- Daria Morgendorffer: [while sorting vinyl records] Should I file this under self-indulgent posers, or under rated geniuses?
- Trent Lane: Vinyl has a richer tone.
- Jane Lane: You're tuned to the radio.
- Trent Lane: I wondered why Zappa was selling fish sticks.